Don't you dare try to split this gift up between women! I made that mistake once... my wife was like "Hey... wasn't this supposed to come with a free necklace and earrings?" and then my girlfriend was like "You still haven't killed her yet?" and then my therapist was all like "Why must you still make stupid jokes on the internet that nobody thinks is funny?" So he's now in my trunk too.... oh boy
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